Jeeves returns

Jeeves is back. From where? Doing what? With whom? Ah, the searing questions which burn my brain this Monday!

He apparently went to the Doc, and has IBS (more like Is B. S., but anyways!) Therefore he has been put on a special diet, requiring me to purchase special food AND also a number of appliances. Of course, you have realised that being unwell he has kept to his rooms and self has spent majority of weekend shopping for him and cooking for him. Have also had to do the loads, laundry, cleaning, ironing etc. Weekend transformed into disaster further, as had to forgo evening plans for both Friday and Saturday to tend to Jeeves. This mean cancellation of date with a certain fellow, who is not at all amused and thinks self has shown him to the curb. Since self was not too keen, will assume that clearly no good could come of relationship and therefore will let this fall by the wayside. Also, after all the chores, self is too tired to clarify situation and /or plan and execute revenge (as opposed to cheeky fellow.)

Rather incredibly Jeeves was up and about as though nothing had been amiss. He even had coffee ready and an omelette waiting warm in the pan, this morning. And guess what, they were both for me!

Perhaps this is his way of saying thanks?

Self might not be luckiest valet-employer on planet. But tomato and mushroom omelette was nearly good enough to make up for the rotten weekend. Almost, I said!